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The profiles on Ok Cupid are broken down into several sections, the most difficult of which to write are the “Self Summary” and “What I’m Doing With My Life” sections.
This is where you’ll spend the most time, since the others pretty much write themselves.
But since it’s so popular among successful, career-driven singles, your profile is up against a lot of competition.
The women you’ll find on CMB are typically sophisticated, young professionals who are looking for a relationship.
It’s been marketed as a “woman-friendly” alternative to Tinder, so you definitely want to keep your profile classy to be successful on this app.
She doesn’t want to read a boring list of adjectives.
The over-the-top attitude you can get away with on a more casual dating app like Tinder can be a turn-off on CMB if women think you’re not taking the app seriously.e “Show, Don’t Tell” rule still applies, and now we’re going to add another one: The “70/30” rule.
On longer profiles, you want 70% of it to be about you, and 30% of it to describe what you’re looking for.